Boys Suck Part 3: What happened to Hello?
There's an overwhelming shortage of reality for most men. I think many of us delude ourselves into thinking we got "game." We tend to think that part of the reality of relationships is to "kick your game" to the "wimmins" because thats what they want. We think they want to hear us boast, see us get aggressive, or have us be persistent. Its the lines that guys need to feed to get the "wimmins," right?
Lets analyze reality.
(yes these are real lines I've heard about from some of the women I know - maybe its funny to only me but I'm a lonely comic like that)
"Damn GURL, you're so fine you make me wanna do somethin." Do what? Why be so ambiguous? Are you going to slap the bartender? Are you going to run naked through the streets? How bout wearing a pink thong and doing the cabbage patch?
"Hey, I'm going to win you over sometime!" If you haven't already, you're working uphill like prostitutes in a crowd of eunichs. Persistence is important - but you don't assume you'll be successful, one. Two, you can make it sound like you're gonna be outside of her house stalking the hell out of her.
"OOOOOH GOT DAMN U FINE" This is the worst, at least I think. Be subtle man - don't be crass. Girls like to be noticed - but you don't have to be all loud about it. Save it for later. Go up to her and tell her personally. Yelling shit reeks of impulsiveness and lack of planning.
"Give me a chance, I can give you multiple orgasms" You're setting yourself up for failure. First, 30% of women actually experience ONE orgasm - just a fact. Second, maybe 0.071% of men can actually elicit one. Third, multiple? Dude, be happy if you can even find the g spot. Whats worse about this is that if you fail the first time - you're a fraud and you should have your ass sued for false advertising.
Those are just a few. Its sad but true. And its not reality, thats showing off your bad grades in your marketing minor.
Maybe its just me, but I'm not trying to "sell" myself to any woman. I'm presenting myself as who I am, but as a gentleman. I'm old-fashioned like that. I tend to think that being honest, vulnerable, but confident is the only way to go - you're not only real with yourself, you're letting her make her own mind up. There's nothing wrong with saying hello and saying that you'd just like to get to know her better - no worries.
Plus, I wouldn't want any woman who buys into the sell. If you buy into the sell, you're more a victim, but you propogate the ridiculousness that modern society calls courtship. Guys who like women who buy into the sell? They'll always treat them like customers, not partners. They'll do just enough to keep em coming back - but never enough to win them over for the long term.
If you were to make the best cars on earth - would you want people to buy them jsut because of the sell? I wouldn't. I want my product to speak for itself. Thats how longevity in love and women is found.
Again, I'm not a guy hater. Its just some of em or so damn weak all I can do is stare and shake my head. Then again, I won over my wife with my Girbaud jeans, polo shirt, and pager out the side. Go figure.
Lets analyze reality.
(yes these are real lines I've heard about from some of the women I know - maybe its funny to only me but I'm a lonely comic like that)
"Damn GURL, you're so fine you make me wanna do somethin." Do what? Why be so ambiguous? Are you going to slap the bartender? Are you going to run naked through the streets? How bout wearing a pink thong and doing the cabbage patch?
"Hey, I'm going to win you over sometime!" If you haven't already, you're working uphill like prostitutes in a crowd of eunichs. Persistence is important - but you don't assume you'll be successful, one. Two, you can make it sound like you're gonna be outside of her house stalking the hell out of her.
"OOOOOH GOT DAMN U FINE" This is the worst, at least I think. Be subtle man - don't be crass. Girls like to be noticed - but you don't have to be all loud about it. Save it for later. Go up to her and tell her personally. Yelling shit reeks of impulsiveness and lack of planning.
"Give me a chance, I can give you multiple orgasms" You're setting yourself up for failure. First, 30% of women actually experience ONE orgasm - just a fact. Second, maybe 0.071% of men can actually elicit one. Third, multiple? Dude, be happy if you can even find the g spot. Whats worse about this is that if you fail the first time - you're a fraud and you should have your ass sued for false advertising.
Those are just a few. Its sad but true. And its not reality, thats showing off your bad grades in your marketing minor.
Maybe its just me, but I'm not trying to "sell" myself to any woman. I'm presenting myself as who I am, but as a gentleman. I'm old-fashioned like that. I tend to think that being honest, vulnerable, but confident is the only way to go - you're not only real with yourself, you're letting her make her own mind up. There's nothing wrong with saying hello and saying that you'd just like to get to know her better - no worries.
Plus, I wouldn't want any woman who buys into the sell. If you buy into the sell, you're more a victim, but you propogate the ridiculousness that modern society calls courtship. Guys who like women who buy into the sell? They'll always treat them like customers, not partners. They'll do just enough to keep em coming back - but never enough to win them over for the long term.
If you were to make the best cars on earth - would you want people to buy them jsut because of the sell? I wouldn't. I want my product to speak for itself. Thats how longevity in love and women is found.
Again, I'm not a guy hater. Its just some of em or so damn weak all I can do is stare and shake my head. Then again, I won over my wife with my Girbaud jeans, polo shirt, and pager out the side. Go figure.
posted by Richard at 8:09 AM
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