Terry has no excuses not to get women anymore
Since Terry is too shy and coy to post pics of his car - I will. I love his car. He just recently purchased a 2005 Black S4 with all the trimmings except for navigation. He apparently feels that he can navigate his way through any urban jungle with only his eyes and his Korean herbs. The car is fast - v8 with 340hp and it is definitely nice inside - hell the seats are the most comfortable thing I've ever sat in.
The coolest thing about this though - is that Terry has all of a sudden developed the car enthusiasts' obsessive complusiveness. We spent the good part of a day waxing his car. Whereas before he didn't give a lab rat's ass if someone hit his car and urinated in it, now he can't stand the thought of rainwater on his car. It just gets worse Terry - there's no going back. Every car you own from now on will be like this!
Congrats are in order - you earned it! But now you can't claim that your car is holding you back - no more the other guy has a Porsche or a BMW stories Terry. You can't use that as an excuse anymore!
Oh yeah, and here are the pics - first one is my car compared to his - mine far more sporty, his far more luxurious.
The coolest thing about this though - is that Terry has all of a sudden developed the car enthusiasts' obsessive complusiveness. We spent the good part of a day waxing his car. Whereas before he didn't give a lab rat's ass if someone hit his car and urinated in it, now he can't stand the thought of rainwater on his car. It just gets worse Terry - there's no going back. Every car you own from now on will be like this!
Congrats are in order - you earned it! But now you can't claim that your car is holding you back - no more the other guy has a Porsche or a BMW stories Terry. You can't use that as an excuse anymore!
Oh yeah, and here are the pics - first one is my car compared to his - mine far more sporty, his far more luxurious.





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