Ridiculous Lawsuits.... And more ramblings
Someday, I'm going to be so offended by a TV program - I'll watch it (knowing full well what it shows), throw up, and sue the network for airing it. Sounds pretty dumb right?
Well, apparently, a lawyer (I don't like many of em) and his/her client is suing NBC for emotional/other damage (i'm not a lawyer, so I don't know the specific terms). Basically, this man watched a Fear Factor episode where they took rats, put em in a blender, and made the contestents drink/eat the contents. The rats were cooked, I believe. Either way, the client said he got so distressed, his bloodpressure increased, he developed a huge headache, and started vomiting. He's suing for emotional damage - apparently its scarred in his memory for life and anytime he thinks of rats, he'll start vomiting.
Now, some lawyers have told me that for every frivolous lawsuit, there's the client who wants it. Well, thats fine and all, but for every crack dealer there's a crackhead. And honestly, I have no respect for either one. I'll take that back - I have more respect for the crackhead than the crack dealer. At least the crackhead is only hurting himself. The crack dealer not only is hurting the crackhead, he's hurting his own moral standing in society.
Oh yeah, I forgot. Moral standing doesn't count for much anymore. Because you can't measure or quantifiably see that. The only tangible way to measure societal standing is the size of your chrome rims and the number of hoes you pimp. Better yet, how bout the bling you flash and the guns you carry. Actually, I think you've become a highly regarded member of society if you can throw 100 dollar bills at the camera. YEEEEAHHHH!!! WHAAAAAT?!!!! OOOOOOO KAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
I don't know whats more sad - that this is essentially true, or that I have to say right now that the last paragraph was dripping with sarcasm. Yes, I have no faith in our country's ability to teach reading comprehension - so sue me.
Shoot, just writing this my blood pressure increased, I developed a huge headache, and I nearly lost my McD's breakfast reading about this retard. I should sue this guy and his lawyer for emotional distress, wasting the court's time, and just being dumb.
FUCKERS, all of em.
Well, apparently, a lawyer (I don't like many of em) and his/her client is suing NBC for emotional/other damage (i'm not a lawyer, so I don't know the specific terms). Basically, this man watched a Fear Factor episode where they took rats, put em in a blender, and made the contestents drink/eat the contents. The rats were cooked, I believe. Either way, the client said he got so distressed, his bloodpressure increased, he developed a huge headache, and started vomiting. He's suing for emotional damage - apparently its scarred in his memory for life and anytime he thinks of rats, he'll start vomiting.
Now, some lawyers have told me that for every frivolous lawsuit, there's the client who wants it. Well, thats fine and all, but for every crack dealer there's a crackhead. And honestly, I have no respect for either one. I'll take that back - I have more respect for the crackhead than the crack dealer. At least the crackhead is only hurting himself. The crack dealer not only is hurting the crackhead, he's hurting his own moral standing in society.
Oh yeah, I forgot. Moral standing doesn't count for much anymore. Because you can't measure or quantifiably see that. The only tangible way to measure societal standing is the size of your chrome rims and the number of hoes you pimp. Better yet, how bout the bling you flash and the guns you carry. Actually, I think you've become a highly regarded member of society if you can throw 100 dollar bills at the camera. YEEEEAHHHH!!! WHAAAAAT?!!!! OOOOOOO KAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
I don't know whats more sad - that this is essentially true, or that I have to say right now that the last paragraph was dripping with sarcasm. Yes, I have no faith in our country's ability to teach reading comprehension - so sue me.
Shoot, just writing this my blood pressure increased, I developed a huge headache, and I nearly lost my McD's breakfast reading about this retard. I should sue this guy and his lawyer for emotional distress, wasting the court's time, and just being dumb.
FUCKERS, all of em.
posted by Richard at 1:19 PM
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