I think Moby's on the right track
From Moby, the musician.
"America is essentially a right-wing Republican country. We might resist this fact, but it is a fact. It's not a fact in Manhattan. It's not a fact in L.A. or San Francisco ... but for 100-plus million people it's a fact.
"We live in a divided country. Can't we have the breakaway republics of 'North-east-istan' and 'Pacific-stan'?
"Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us? We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave?
"Then you could have 3 countries: Northeastistan, Pacificstan, Redstateistan."
Shoot, I think you should add north-midwestistan too. Like my wife says, just build a big bridge to bypass those states in between. Either that, or we can just form a northern coalition and invade the states in between and make the capital of this new country New York City. Works for me.
"America is essentially a right-wing Republican country. We might resist this fact, but it is a fact. It's not a fact in Manhattan. It's not a fact in L.A. or San Francisco ... but for 100-plus million people it's a fact.
"We live in a divided country. Can't we have the breakaway republics of 'North-east-istan' and 'Pacific-stan'?
"Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us? We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave?
"Then you could have 3 countries: Northeastistan, Pacificstan, Redstateistan."
Shoot, I think you should add north-midwestistan too. Like my wife says, just build a big bridge to bypass those states in between. Either that, or we can just form a northern coalition and invade the states in between and make the capital of this new country New York City. Works for me.
posted by Richard at 1:51 PM
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