Incorporating Evil Into Your Pickup Moves... A Guest Blog by Skerred Anonymous

Well, seeing as how I've been buried under work and preparing for an intraining exam at the end of this month, I haven't been able to blog like I used to. However, my friend came to the rescue and supplied this in the form of an email. I've transcribed it directly to my blog, no edits. After reading this, I'm sure most of you know who it is.


Build Power Base - Talk to the loudest most boisterous
girl in the group, b/c she's the most receptive, most
fun, and most likely with all the info. Also, do not
completely ignore the ugly girls, b/c they will bring
you down by convincing the hot chicks to make you
leave.

Knowledge is Power - Quickly learn who is a lesbian,
who is interested in you, who has a husband/boyfriend,
who is the slut, who is the freak, who is hot (Rank
them if you need to)

Cover your ass - Always have a wingman, especially
when the lights come on at the nightclub. If you
cringe when the light comes on, RUN like the wind.

Never Go Direct (Stealth) - Do not ask if you can sit
at their table. Do not start with "Hi, my name is..."
Just sit down without asking and start talking like
you're old friends. Try to blend into the group as if
you've always been there. Also, do not go for the hot
chick first. Just sit next to her and turn to the
other girl. Once you've got them captivated, MOVE IN
on the hot chick.

Planting seeds of Doubt - If a girl starts announcing
to you that they have a boyfriend, just say, "It's OK,
I have a girlfriend." They'll be confused and think,
"I guess that makes sense." If they say, "Excuse me, I
have to go use the restroom." DO NOT let them leave
your side, b/c that's a chick trick. Just reply, "NO,
hold it, don't be a baby." If they say, "No I'm not
going to give you my number. Just say, "It's OK, I
have plenty of memory left in my cell phone." Keep
them confused using male logic.

Be patient - It may take one drink or maybe 25 shots,
but all girls will get drunk eventually.